WTF IS HAPPENING (yo simply-devious and marvinthemachete patrick and i have the same hair. Wtf)
this upsets me
what the fuck is this
WHAT IS THIS
id watch it
sponge Bob really makes me feel horny!!!
When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently